What the Bissell Knew About Mercy
The Bissell bottle spent three weeks under the kitchen sink before the dog had its second thought about the living room rug.
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What the Pet Hair Eraser Learned
The Bissell Pet Hair Eraser arrived in a box that cost more than my last oil change. BW ordered it because the
read the story →What the Little Green Machine Learned
The Little Green Machine arrived in a box that promised everything. Portable. Powerful. A solution. It had never been a solution before.
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The Bissell Pet Hair Eraser arrived on a Tuesday. It was cordless and purple and had the kind of enthusiasm in its
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BW bought four bamboo dividers. Gorilla Grip brand. The box said they were going to save us. I believed her. She laid
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The Little Green Machine arrived on a Tuesday. I unboxed it in the garage while BW watched from the doorway with her
read the story →What Ozium Does When You're Not Looking
The Ozium can had been under the driver's seat for three weeks before I found it. Not lost, exactly. Just
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The Contigo arrived on a Tuesday in a box smaller than it deserved. BW ordered it. Something about lids that actually sealed.
read the story →What the Sharpie Learned About Hope
I was a good marker once. Premium felt tip, fine point, permanent ink in Classic Black. I lived in the kitchen junk
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