FurZapper Found Its Purpose Eventually
It arrived in a two-pack, which should have been our first hint. BW held the package like it was a religious artifact.
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The Bissell Pet Stain Eraser's Great Disappointment
Bissell the Pet Stain Eraser arrived in a plain box. It had ambitions. It wanted to tackle every stain the dog left
read the story →The Tide To Go Pen Had Plans
The Tide To Go Instant Stain Remover Pen arrived in a two-pack from Amazon. BW said it was for coffee drips before
read the story →The Ryobi Drill and the Hinge That Started Everything
I bought the **Ryobi** on a Tuesday. Home Depot had it marked down forty percent and BW was not there to stop
read the story →What the Little Green Machine Learned About Mud
The Bissell Little Green Machine arrived on a Tuesday. BW ordered it without asking me first, which means it was already decided.
read the story →A story about the Pet Hair Eraser
The Bissell Pet Hair Eraser arrived in a box on a Tuesday. BW ordered it because the golden retriever—we don'
read the story →A story about the Little Green Machine
The Little Green Machine arrived on a Tuesday in a box that promised miracles. BW had ordered it after the dog came
read the story →A story about the Dyson V8 Animal
BW brought it home in a box the color of something you'd find in a luxury hotel lobby. I knew
read the story →A story about the Little Green Machine
The Bissell Little Green Machine arrived in a box the size of a small submarine. BW had ordered it after the dog
read the story →A story about the Pet Hair Eraser
The Bissell Pet Hair Eraser arrived in a box the size of a toaster. BW unboxed it like it was going to
read the story →A story about the Ryobi
I bought the Ryobi because Home Depot had it on sale and because BW said the deck railing was going to kill
read the story →A story about the Bleach Pen
The Bleach Pen arrived in a cardboard box on a Tuesday. It was optimistic. It had a purpose. Clean grout. That was
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